(100-word flash fiction)
“Another blurry image?” Poirot roared, gesticulating wildly. “How are we going to catch the angry bird thief if you can’t take clear photos?”
“But sir, the bird is in the photo and so is the hand.”
“Haaand? Of what use is the haaand?”
“Sir! For putting the handcuffs on.”
“You need the face for IDENTIFICATION, you imbecile.” Ben maintained a judicious silence.
“Get out!” the boss barked, flinging his cigar at his retreating employee.
Unfortunately, Ben was as bad at escaping as with gathering evidence.
A case was filed. The evidence was searingly evident. On Ben’s bum, a cigar burn.
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More like Frivolous Friday 🙂 Once again Rochelle kindly provides a prompt and we send a collective call to our muses, and all of them provide a different story to each of us based on the same photo. How fascinating!
Photo prompt –
Dear Joyful,
I’m sure this one would give even Agatha Christie a giggle. Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks Rochelle!
How one small bird can cause such irritation
It was the ineptitude of the employee 🙂
Delightful
Thanks Susan.
Glad you liked it!
That’s awkward. Dang phone!
Ouch, poor Ben! Not his day. Enjoyed this 🙂
Thanks Iain 🙂
Poirot has good aim.
He sure does 😀
Too funny!
Thanks Dale!
Ben needs to employ his little grey cells a bit more! Nice one.
Click to read my FriFic!
Yes. 🙂
Such a grumpy boss to have too! Sweetly, funnily told
Thanks Lynn:)
My pleasure 🙂
I like the idea of an angry bird thief…
I thought the bird in the photo looked like the angry bird in the comics 🙂
What a hoot… gathering evidence is not easy.. but at least Ben will not be able to sit but has to keep moving.
I doubt if he will be any better with a burnt bum 🙂
Ha, nice take on the prompt.
Thanks 🙂
Poor Ben with the burning bum.
Hopefully it will make him more efficient 🙂
Haha! That was good.
Thanks Varad 🙂
I had a little snortle at this.
Good 😀
Well, I like the haaand as evidence…kind of a “hands on” investigation.
Mine: https://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2017/10/12/birds-of-a-feather-flock-me/
Scott
Yes 🙂 Thanks.
🙂
Nice fun read. Love this take.
Thanks mucho 🙂
Chuckling read. Agatha Christie would have been proud of her Poirot.
Thanks Fatima. 😀 😀 😀
I love the evidence take. but that fingernail looks unique for ID – kidding – anyhow, this was 100 words of a nice suspense
Poor Ben. A good laugh. I’ve never liked Poirot – always thought he was mean.
Too funny!