(100-word flash fiction)
Melania is infuriated.
Everyone else’s in lockdown, having a break, but she is still expected to get up, dress up and turn up. She’s tired of pretending to listen, pretending to look intelligent, pretending to care.
She would rather take long baths and catch up with what the Kardashians are doing.
But, this is the last straw. Day in and day out, even to official meetings, her husband now wears this floral cap that says ‘Aloha!’
Trump’s logic. “If you run away from the virus, it will catch you. But if you welcome it, it will run away from you.”
Couldn’t resist a wee dig at our chief entertainer.
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